Nothing offensive here, I promise. It's just some guy (who is a Christian) who designed a bunch of Jesus figurines to show that Jesus is a badass. Which he totally is. As seen above.

I'm half tempted to buy one for my room, if I didn't think my roomate would get drunk and break it. Check out the full extreme gallery above. Jesus would totally do all this stuff if he were around today, except maybe you know, join the army.