Men Get Fem: Male Birth Control to Hit Shelves

As gender roles continue to bend in all directions, we seen the following:
*  Bust Magazine reported on "Faux Queens" (women dressed as drag queens)
 * A man who is biologically/genetically a female get pregnant (did ya ctach the segment on Oprah?)
* Gay couples (without marriage rights) getting surrogate mothers to assist them in building homo-friendly families.
 
And now?
Men will have an even greater responsibility than the thin layer of latex affords them.

In the next year, male birth control should be available for public consumption. In addition to the oral contraceptive that is already in the works, there will be dude patches, gels, and an injection. 

For college guys who aren't trying to snip the tube, these new wave of semi-permanent birth control methods may be more foolproof then a vasectomy.

What's prevented these marvelous wonders from hitting pharmacy shelves sooner?
In a word, men have been birth-control pu$$ies:

They aren't willing to take hormones. 
They have an aversion to needles.
A trip to the physician is too time-consuming.
Most often, they just can't see themselves buying birth control at all. 

Anyone else think these excuses are LAME?

Get it together, guys.  If chicks can deal with bleeding every month, I am pretty sure a guy can get used to taking some damned birth control!

Then again...

When was the last time he actually had condoms?
**Dreamy, wishful thinking**