It’s always fun to pull off a truly epic prank on your guy friend. There’s the elaborate wrapping papered dorm or the simple bag of poop gag. Either way, their reaction is priceless.

However, things are a little different when you’re pulling these pranks on your girlfriend.

She’s cute, she’s sweet and she puts up with you. And how do you thank her? By plotting to make her miserable in one brilliant, well-planned maneuver, videotaped for posterity (and YouTube) of course. Sure it’s really damn funny but it definitely won’t end well…

… Which is perfect if you’re looking for an easy way out of the relationship. It’s perfect – she’ll do the dirty work of breaking up for you. It’s the devious way to get dumped.

But not every prank is permanently damaging. If you want sweet, sweet freedom, you have to be just the right amount of horrible to really push her over the edge and still get a kick out of it at the same time.

For inspiration, check out these Five Pranks That Will Get You Dumped:

Pie in the Face

Ah, it’s the classic whipped dessert in the face. Clowns love this one, but girlfriends definitely don’t. You don’t mess with a girl’s hair and expect to get away with it.

Let the Flour Fly

Remember what I said about a girl’s hair? Well, flour is probably even more annoying to get out of your hair than whipped cream. Plus that stuff will get in her eyes, so don’t let the tears fool you into thinking she’s sad about the break-up.

Worst Christmas Present

Okay, unless your girlfriend may not dump you over this one, you’ll just be in the doghouse for a while, especially when she finds out you put it on YouTube. She’ll also never trust another gift you give her… perfect!

Swapping Spit

Okay, this is less swapping spit then just giving her yours… in a very unflattering way. It’s just plain gross.

Goodbye Eyebrow

This is the worst of the worst. Every time she looks in the mirror she’ll remember her absolute hatred for you. Use this one only on the girlfriend you never, ever want to speak to again… ever.