Frat Boy Bingo

Frat Boy Bingo

Guys, it's time to raid your grandma's bingo bag, because I'm about to bring you the hottest game around: Frat Boy Bingo.

 

Playing is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is print out enough bingo boards for every bro in your house. The dudes who want to play all throw $50 (or $20, for you broke ass brothers) into a pot. Then, let the games begin!

 

Like the game that old people play in Catholic churches, the object is to draw a straight line through the board. Those of you who want to take things to a new level may try to go for a "blackout", where all of the spaces on the board get covered. The first guy to get bingo wins all of the money in the pot!

 

There are really only three rules: 

 

  1. To successfully block out a square on the board, the action has to be verified by at least one other brother (no, pledges don't count).
  2. The game starts when everyone puts their money in the pot. Stuff you've done in the past absolutely does not count. So, even if the nurses at the free clinic know you by name, you can't cover the square until you go again.
  3. Every bingo board needs to be kept in plain view at all times, so people can monitor everyone's progress (and know when to pick up their pace). Good places to post them are in the living room, on the outside of your bedroom door or on the refrigerator.

 

So, let's go over some of the squares, shall we?

 

Sleep with a T.A. - This can't just be any T.A., it has to be your T.A.

 

Road trip with bros - This has to be at least 4 hours each way...so no, going on a beer run doesn't count.

 

Intramural - You've gotta win an intramural sport. Not just one game, either. You either take the tourney, or it doesn't count.

 

2 dates, 1 night - Notice that it says dates, not booty calls? You've got to take two girls on two actual dates for it to count.

 

Acquire 5 pair of panties - The underwear can't be store bought, you've got to actually take them from girls that you've slept with.

 

Catch a cougar - You have to screw her, not just flirt. 35 years or older, check her ID!


Get arrested - Pretty self explanatory, right? Bonus cool points for spending the night in jail. (It's not as bad as it sounds, I happen to know that the orange drink they serve in jail is both nutritious and delicious.)

 

Bang two roommates - They have to currently be living together, none of that "well, they used to be roommates" bullshit.

 

Free Clinic - Obviously, this isn't your NaNa's bingo game...nothing comes free, including this space. Still, it's ridiculously easy to get! Just take a quick trip to the free clinic and have a Q-Tip shoved up your pee hole.

 

Shame a party guest - Use your imagination here. However, this has to be a shaming of epic proportions.

 

Have a rodeo - Now, I'm aware that some of you candy ass momma's boys may not know what a rodeo is. Thankfully, there's a little website that will give you the definition.

 

Walk of shame - This may be the closest thing to a free space you'll get in the game! 

 

 

 

 

 

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