Bob Powers over at 236.com compared Barack Obama to Neo from the Matrix. Is Obama “The One”? [Yes.]

Co-ed’s Hunter College blogger reported on Vanity Fair’s spoof of the highly offensive New Yorker cover that depicted Obama as a terrorist.

On College Candy, a Princeton student complained that the Ivy League doesn’t teach you everything you need to know in life.

The Pre Req reported that the namesake for the engineering schools at UCI and UCLA, Henry Samueli, is being investigated by the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Barstool Sports believes that dogs are using Harvard alumna Natalie Portman as a fire hydrant because she’s dating Devendra Banhart.

College Being compiled a list of the best condom commercials ever. “Happy Father’s Day” is the best one.

The Dirty confirmed that Zac Efron’s new lady friend is from Arizona State University. Celebs are now hitting college campuses for new booty.