Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

* I’m not saying this drunken idiot kid goes to Michigan. I’m only suggesting it could be possible.

* College Humor has new roommate confessions, including one that involves throwing a stereo out a window into the windshield of some kid’s Mercedes.

* In case you missed it, you must see Don Chavez’s pictures of the Arizona State cheerleading team.

* Did you hear about the college chick who’s going to jail for five years? Apparently, it’s illegal to brand a guy if he doesn’t call you back after a one night stand. Barstool has the details.

* The Teen Vogue interns have been frolicking all over NYC. Find out what Casey (Mizzou) and Connie (Berkeley) did this weekend in Central Park.

* One must wonder where these ladies go to school and how they learned to open their mouths so wide. Perhaps they’ve been spending time with the USC basketball team?

* Devon from UCLA loves, loves, loves being single. In fact, she’s so damn good at it she's a bit scared of herself.

* Yeehaw! The b-ballers at Chapel Hill are gonna stay in school. Man, you have to feel bad for Duke.