Pomona freshmen gender-neutral first years, probably the first thing your sponsors told you was that the worst crime you can commit is SPONCEST - hooking up with someone in your own hall. "Well," they said to you, "as long as its a drunken hookup, it's okay. Just no relationships or serious stuff."

Welcome to your sex life for the next four years.

You will soon realize that most of your fellow students are far more interested in gossip and passing moral judgements than actually having sex.