Fun With Stereotypes!

Fun With Stereotypes!
It seems like the most popular liesure activity in Claremont is hating on other schools. In that spirit, here's some overheard quotes that do nothing to dispell these stereotypes. Match the quote to the school. It's the easiest game ever!

Guy 1: Okay, what's the atomic number for ... europium.
Guy 2: That's not fair, man! You have to name ones people care about! ...is it 63?
Guy 1: I'm gonna go get the keg for tonight.
Guy 2: Sweet! I'm gonna get so ****ed up and throw up all over myself! ...I'd better go take a shower first.

Drunk Freshman: Lets go PEE in the COOP!!
Senior Hanging Out with a Bunch of Drunk Freshmen: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some Chick: You guys! I just came up with a new word... CHOCGASMIC. It's when you eat chocolate and its so good, it's CHOCGASMIC.

Guy 1: Hey, so do you have a good number for hall draw?
Guy 2: Dude, it doesn't matter. Everyone's buying and selling weed for their numbers.
Guy 1: But I have asthma!

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