There are lots of hot girls out there: Natalie Portman, Kristin Kreuk, Giselle, Scarlet Johannson, Kate Bosworth, Angelina Jolie. The list could go on and on. But these are all hot celebrity girls. We see them through the television screen, in Hollywood gossip rags, on the internet. They're beautiful and they're completely unattainable. And don't get me wrong, it's nice to fantasize. But there's something left to be desired: the air of possibility. That's why I've decided my new favorite group of hot girls are that breed known as promotional models. You've seen them at the deli, at the bar, at the mall. They're usually in some kind of tiny spandex uniform, smiling and talking about how terrific some brand or another is. We loooooove Sparks. We looooooove Hondas. We loooooove talking about carbonated beverages in near nude glory. Luckily, though we're in a recession, companies will continue to shovel money into advertising, and what better form of advertising than hot girls in tiny spandex uniforms? And so, here are our picks for the Hottest Promo Girls.