Give Me Gator or Give Me Death
Oh, frat boys!  The Embry Riddle University peanut gang has done it again! A college fraternity prank went totally awry as five frat brothers get charged for attempting to steal young alligators from a Florida mini golf pond.
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The perpetrators were caught on camera attempting to capture the alligators with a piece of palm tree and duct tape (???). Ummm... I don't know how that was going to work, but then again I haven't attempted to capture young alligators. The greater question is why these alligators were on the mini golf course at all? I would like my mini golf without the potential to get bitten with sharp teeth.

The poor boys are victims of poor planning. I hope they don't apply this slap dash approach to their academic endeavors.

Final question on my mind, where does a piece of palm tree, duct tape, and young alligators get you in the prank world?

I think they were planning on shooting reptile pornography. It's a niche market no one has had the balls to create content for.
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