Good Resume, Bad Choices: GOP Delegate Gabriel Nathan Schwartz Robbed By Random Hookup

Funny how this is just surfacing today. Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, a GOP delegate, probably didn’t want word getting out that some random, hot girl he brought back to his expensive hotel room during the convention actually robbed him.
 

And this was no ordinary robbery and no ordinary guy. Schwartz is a respected Denver attorney... check out his resume in the gallery. So how did this happen to such a stand-up guy?
 

The Colorado Independent has the scoop: 

“Republican by day, Romeo by night, robbed by morning,” is the headline that the St. Paul Pioneer Press slapped on a story about a Denver attorney and GOP delegate who took a woman to his hotel room, got naked, got slipped a mickey and then got robbed of a reported $120,000 in cash and bling during the Republican National Convention.

This all happened not long after Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech (Are we sure we can’t blame this on her somehow?). At the time, Schwartz, 29 and single, gave a lovely interview to LinkTV.org in which he says American should “bomb the hell” out of Iran since they are a threat to Israel. He goes on to say “We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money. We deserve reimbursement.”
 

The only money getting taken that night, though, was his. The $120,000 worth of goods stolen included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, $4,000 earrings, a $5,000 necklace and a $1,000 Prada belt. What was it, Paris Hilton’s hotel room?
 

College students take this as a lesson. Never let a stranger make you drinks, unless you want to wake up poor and Prada-less.