Normally, men don’t go for the oft-desired, much-anticipated boob grab until they’re in the heat of the moment—i.e., sucking face like a couple of teenagers—and receive a signal that usually comes in the form of a slight upward nudge to their hand. However, some guys simply can’t control themselves, so they dive in headfirst like a kamikaze pilot gunning for the enemy encampment’s HQ.

The results of the latter scenario are oftentimes hilarious and generally involve the grope-happy man receiving a much-deserved slap to the face. Apparently, this German television host somehow missed the brightly colored memo that not only stated this simple fact, but also advised against performing impromptu, unwanted examinations of your co-host’s breasts on live television.

For one second, he basked in the glory of his co-host’s ample bosom. Then, he received a hard dose of reality that almost knocked his head clear off his shoulders.

The best part, however, is the look on his face after she hits him. He backs away slowly and appears puzzled as to why she would do that. Why? Well, because you’re a douche.

For those who don’t speak German, here’s the verbal exchange:

::The man and woman comment on awarding extra points to the music acts in the show::

Man: "The two most beautiful points, however, stay here with me, the ones of my Czech co-host."

::Grab, then slap::

Woman: "Are you crazy? You schmok!"

Man: "’Twas only in fun…"

Woman: "Funny, because nobody's laughing."