A Omaha douchebag was arrested yesterday after he put a kitten in a bong and smoked it. "It" being the bong, not the kitten, but in a gas chamber full of marijuana smoke does qualify as "animal cruelty" in Omaha, so the idiot was taken into custody.

He claimed that the kitten was "hyper" and he was "trying to calm it down." Yeah, of course it was hyper, it's a ****ing kitten after all. How many lethargic kittens do you know? 

Apparently this wasn't the first time he had done this, and the kitten is now in safe custody after appearing "lethargic" when authorities got there. Below is a picture of it being stoned on the way to the shelter.

I think we should have a special prison for animal abusers where all the guards are just off-the-leash dobermans.