Do not adjust your monitor or vision. This blog post is real and not a figment of your imagination spurred on by some wild, fever-induced dream nightmare. Nor is it a blatant advertisement posted by a shady individual looking to make a quick buck off of OTR's once-loyal fan base.

No, this is a rebirth.

Much like the phoenix, OTR has risen up from the ashes of Internet obscurity to once again enlighten, enthrall and entertain you throughout your otherwise mundane work week. From eye-popping, beautiful women to hilarious YouTube clips starring break-dancing unicorns, OTR will once again become the site you all knew and loved -- that is, of course, if you were even around during the glory days and, for some reason unbeknownst to me, still periodically check this corpse of a website.

That all said, Rome wasn't built overnight. It took hundreds of years and a workforce of thousands. At OTR, it's just me, alone. In other words, expect hilariously awful photoshops like the one above and a somewhat eclectic mix of new content during the week.

If you're new, welcome. If you're a loyalist, it's good to see you again.