I was, for lack of a better term, completely ****ing stunned today when I saw this picture of Elaine Bennett on the cover of shape. I know these things are airbrushed to some degree, but damn! I've never, ever thought Julia Louis-Dreyfus was hot, except for that one episode of Seinfeld where she used her cleavage to distract people.

But alas, she's got a crazy tight stomach, and she's FORTY EIGHT. Yeah, seriously, what's the deal with that? (that should have been read in Seinfeld voice by the way). I mean, this isn't enough to make me want to watch her show or anything, but I definitely have newfound respect for the woman. Yes, I respect women based on their abs. What's that? What does "misogyny" even mean? Shut up.