There is some guy in Ontario named Le Trung that has maxed out all his credit cards building a $20,000 android named Aiko. As you can see from the picture, it looks like one of those Hentai sex dolls, but it’s much, much more than just a rubber vagina. (First of all, it’s a silicone vagina).

The android is advanced in unbelievable ways. Aiko speaks 13,000 English and Japanese phrases, can recognizes 300 faces per second, can read the newspaper and provide weather reports, can tell different types of medicine apart, can distinguish between different types of touch on her body, and…she can make toast. Dear lord, we’ll all never have to get married again.

OK sure, she can’t walk yet, but that’s coming. Trung says he needs $500 for the motors to make this happen, but he’s completely out of cash. Will someone just give this guy like a cool million? He’s done all this with $20,000, and look at all the crazy stuff it can do. Can you imagine if he got some real funding? Reading, cooking sex dolls for everyone!

But Trung says he does not have sex with the robot, which I almost believed until I saw this quote:

"Does she have breasts? I will say yes. Does she have nipples? I will say yes. Does she have a vagina? I will say yes. Are there sensors there? I will say yes," he said.

And that’s not all:

"If you talk dirty to her, she will talk dirty back," Trung said, admitting that an R-rated vocabulary was an unforeseen part of Aiko's development.

When he began building up Aiko's capabilities, Trung said he used a software program that scanned a series of random websites so she could download new words for her vocabulary.

Overlooking how hilarious that is, it’s also awesome. I had no idea robots were capable of stuff like this. Maybe in my lifetime I can fulfill my dream of having a robot butler. One can only hope.