Here is one Heidi that doesn't go skipping through the woods with goat's milk and braided buns. Here is a Heidi that skips through fantasies and dirty websites. Heidi Cortez brought naughty stories to the Howard Stern Show and even released a CD called Sexxy Noises. When she started hosting a bedtime story segment on Howard Stern called Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez, we all knew the tissue wasn't for tears. And so for our favorite sexy storyteller, let's note that once upon a time, a girl who would grow into a hot woman was born on March 11. Happy Birthday, Heidi!