Brown Destroys Harvard and Cornell in Go Cross Campus 2008 Ivy League Competition, Targets Yale Next

In today’s edition of “Cross Campus,” the Yale Daily News put out an urgent bulletin calling for all Yalies to band together to “save [their] campus from Brown’s forces” in the Go Cross Campus 2008 Ivy League competition.

For the uninitiated, Go Cross Campus is a webgame akin to Risk, in which teams compete for regions and territories on a global and/or national scale.

During the last couple of weeks, the eight Ivy League universities have been locked in the heat of battle fighting for each other’s turf, but only Brown, the current leader, and Penn have made any significant headway conquering territories.

And now, it appears Yale is the next Ivy in line to fall, as Brown has begun mobilizing its forces for an all-out assault.

Good luck, Yalies. You’re going to need it.

As for those at Brown, congratulations on finally finding something you’re better at than Harvard.