Perez Hilton is all excited that he broke the urgent news story that Heidi and Spencer of Hills fame have eloped and got married in Mexico, like, just now.

"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Hills star Heidi Montag says of our eloping with Spencer Pratt in Mexico.

PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to break the news of their nuptials

These famewhores, we love them!!!!!

Sadly, for some reason this is a news story, just like it was when the two of them went sailing or shopping or Easter egg hunting. The only good news to come out of this is now at least we’ll know that they’ll probably be breaking up in six months or so, because we all know how rock solid Hollywood marriages are. But with the way our country's luck works, they’ll probably be smiling for the cameras when they’re both 80, eating pudding and playing shuffleboard.

UPDATE: Wedding vows. Are they seriously like sending these to Perez?

Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I'm honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.