Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Heidi Klum to Madeline Zima, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Heidi Klum’s GQ Photo Shoot

Coed Magazine: Miss Coed – Brianna Frost

Barf Wars: Links To Everything You Need

Banned In Hollywood: Hayden Panettiere Is a Stormtrooper

College Candy: A Single Girl’s Valentine’s Day

Attuworld: 50 Cent Starring In “Pimpin’ Curly”

Angry T: Charles Barkley To Re-Join TNT

Blog of Hilarity: The Sad Man’s Kama Sutra

Don Chavez: Gator Bait – Florida Cheerleader Ashley

Holy Taco: The Photoshop Winners – Hillary Clinton

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Michael Cera Tries To Flip Out On Set

Atom: Five of the Most Disturbing Animals On Earth

The Big Lead: Another Week, Another Lane Kiffin Drama

DJ Mick: A Quickie With Madeline Zima