Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Why did you abandon us? Why did you choose a drab life of politics over a much more fulfilling one entertaining the masses with your stone-faced one-liners and knack for making things go ‘boom’?

Why, Papa Arnold, why?

Sincerely,

The World

I think we can all agree: Arnold leaving the movie industry made the world a nigh-intolerable place to inhabit. After all, who can we turn to now when we need to see fictional terrorists receive a fistful of brutal justice or a futuristic, time-travelling robot deliver deadpanned comedy?

No one. (Don't you dare say 'Sam Worthington', or I will leap through your monitor and bludgeon you with common sense.)

Still, we have our memories, and ol’ Arnold’s extensive catalogue of films to soothe our weary souls. And now, thanks to the fine folks at Pajiba, pain relief is only a ten-minute YouTube compilation away.

Be sure to check out the original compilation, The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes, too.