The thugz of H-Mudd are up to no good.  Below is a message sent to all 5-C students regarding the biggest scandal to break on campus since...ever?   

Good afternoon. 

This morning, the following writing was viewed on the white board of an HMC dorm room - "Hillary is a foxy lesbian". It seems that the student residents wrote this message as part of a joke, without thinking about the impact it might have on others. It refers to a prominent public figure. 

So that's Hillary Duff, right?