Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Lucy Pinder to Megan Fox, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

On 205th: Lucy Pinder Looks Amazing

Attuworld: Obama Beer Sparks Controversy

Next Round: A New Lady Friend – Kellie Maines

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Brett Favre’s Truck Sells For $35k On EBay

Asylum: College Humor’s Latest Prank

Uncoached: A German Charades Show Called Extreme Activity

Blog of Hilarity: Woman Calls 911 Three Times Due To Lack of McNuggets

Atom: Joaquin Phoenix's Ben Stiller Diss Tape

Cuzoogle: NBA Flick of the Week – I Love You, Man

Double Viking: Harvard Economist Explains Why Marijuana Should Be Legal

Boosh Magazine: Facebook Trends – “My First Band”

Hollywood Tuna: Megan Fox’s Camera Tour Continues