At Tufts, there's really no such thing as being excited about sports. Homecoming (if you know that it's happening, and it's easy not to) is no exception: it's just another excuse to start drinking before noon.

Traditionally, some people (read: 20) do end up at the football game, albeit for six minutes, but Jumbos turn out in droves for mud-wrestling in the pit nearby.

This year, though, one group on campus dares to threaten the main event: The Strategic Gaming Society. Skip girls in bikini tops for Dungeons & Dragons! Don't worry about the beer - concentrating on casting your Stalking Yeti by tapping lands in Magic: The Gathering.

And we thought we'd seen it all.