Hot Women Want To Save You From Hell

Hot Women Want To Save You From Hell

The Lord works in mysterious ways, and this time, he’s using the allure of gorgeous Christian women to save impious, sinful men from eternal damnation.

 

Instead of being the objects of lust for unscrupulous men, hot women will become the instruments of the Lord who cleanse our souls through the power of dating—at least, that’s the premise behind Date To Save, a relatively new website that encourages “hot women of the Lord” to engage in missionary dating.

 

That’s right; missionaries who once journeyed into impoverished countries to spread the teachings of the gospel are now a thing of the past. Modern-day ones are women who brace the perils of the dating scene to covertly ninja you with Bible speak in an attempt to enrich your mind, body and soul.

 

In any case, Save To Date is apparently owned and operated by a lone Christian woman who claims to be hot and wants to “use [her] beauty for GOD, and… encourage Christian women ([her] sisters in Christ) to do the same.

 

On her fairly rudimentary site, you will find dating tips, an extensive Q&A, a shop (because modern-day missionary work requires paying for server costs) and her personal Twitter feed.

 

Still, I can’t shake the feeling that this site is actually one big male conspiracy to score dates with pretty girls.

 

If it is, then this is pure genius.
 

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you know this is a total scam right? bahaha Christians have laughed at it for a while now. Posted 02/09/2009 12:58 AMReply

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