Let’s face it – most college dorms are a mess of empty cartons and clothes strewn across the floor. No self-respecting date would ever want to take their clothes off in there for fear of developing some sort of mutation.

But, did you know that the only thing that really matters to a woman (and/or man) is a well-stocked fridge?

Yes, it’s true; with these helpful tips, you can turn your nigh uninhabitable dormitory into an alluring love den capable of ensnaring any woman your so heart desires.

Just don’t forget the Natty Lite; you know, for the sophisticated sorority girl.