Between this unbearable heat wave and the j/o-fueled antics of OTR's new Summer Sex Diary series, our readership is getting understandably hot and bothered. However, if you find yourself still mystified by the Legend of that metaphorical Hidden Temple -- the vagina -- then today is your lucky day! Major: Undecided took it upon themselves to assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey and give all of us a primer in ladyparts and women's lib.