To the makers of "I Like My Boobies,"

We love you. You brighten our day. You make us want to open up a Victoria's Secret catalog or watch women jog down the street. From whence do you derive your creative genius? We don't know. But we love you like fat kids love Little Debbie's. And we're glad there's no reason for your boobs to be called Little Debbies.

Love always and forever XOXO,

CollegeOTR