At least someone is making assloads of money these days… and it’s the creator of iFart. The application is currently the #1 paid program in the app store.
 

Sad, but true.
 

For the low, low price of just $0.99, you can enjoy a wide variety of fart sounds from Jack the Ripper to The Sick Dog right on your iPhone.
 

And, lest you be concerned, it does in fact pay to sell bodily functions. Joel Comm, the developer of iFart, has been raking in the money with his modern day whoopee cushion. In the two weeks it’s been on the market, iFart has been downloaded 113,865 times, pulling in an impressive $78,908. During Christmas Eve and Christmas Day alone, iFart was downloaded 58,000 times for a total of $40,000.
 

Let me repeat: Comm made $40,000… in two days… selling fart noises. Sigh.