Illinois Students: Roadtrip To See Janet Brannon, The Naked Bartender

Looking for a new hangout? Tired of the same old bars? In need of some naked? Trek on down to Delhi and visit the Cabin Tavern to see the nude bartender.
 

To be fair, you may be a day late. The Chicago Tribune reports that when sheriff’s deputies stopped by the bar for a routine check they got a little surprise. Janet Brannon was bartending in the buff.
 

While patrons didn’t seem to be complaining, police still arrested the 33-year-old for misdemeanor public indecency. More importantly, that’s got to be a health code violation or something, right? Plus if you’ve ever seen Seinfeld, you know there are some activities that just aren’t meant to be done naked… buffing the floor, fixing a bicycle, etc. I’m going to add opening a bottle to that list.
 

Still, if you want to ogle some boobs without the price and stigma of a strip club, the Cabin Tavern had your back. Now you may just have to go back to fully-clothed bars, where things will never be the same.
 

Then again, Brannon was just released on $8,000 bond so there’s still hope…