Alright, alright, if he turns out to be a robot I might be on board.

I’m not exactly sure when last there was a call to impeach a president who didn’t even take office for another three months, but I’m going to go with never. But that hasn’t stopped the massive brainpower of 5,000 facebook users from forming a group dedicated to the topic. Here’s the description.

Get on board if you want to be ready to impeach Barack Obama.

Each president recites the following oath, in accordance with Article II, Section I of the U.S. Constitution:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

This group has been created under the assumption that it takes approximately 7 seconds for a modern day President to violate this oath. So we should be ready.

"In some governments it is held that 'the king can do no wrong;' here we know no king but the law, no monarch but the constitution; we hold that every man may do wrong; the higher he is in office, the more reason there is that he be obliged to answer for his conduct; and a great officer, if treacherous, is a great criminal, so that he ought to be made to suffer a great and exemplary punishment."

--Elementary Catechism on the Constitution of the United States, Arthur J. Stansbury, 1828

Yeahhh, I’m not exactly sure you’re understanding how to impeach someone, or the reasons for doing so. If we did that every time a president ****ed up in some way, terms would be an average of maybe like two months long. And don’t get me started on Bush.

And really, if you look at the wording of that statement, it says that the president will “to the best of his ability” do all those things. Honestly, I think Bush did everything "to the best of his ability,” it’s just that his ability was extremely, extremely limited.

Well whatever, we’re all still waiting on that first Facebook group to actually get something accomplished. I wonder how it all worked out for the guy who started that group “If 1,000,000 people join this group my girlfriend will have a threesome with me”?