Our star criminals of the day arrive via the University of Colorado.  Students Wesley Ashwood and Jared Leidich were arrested for suspicion of a deadly weapon on campus.

The guys dressed in camouflage gear and went hunting for a raccoon with bows and arrows. The gallant hunters were filled with college student happy juice (*coughs* booze), when they decided to run all over campus searching for the treacherous raccoon.

I'm sure the boys would've caught that rabid beast, if the police hadn't foiled their plans.

Gold star for Wesley and Jared!