Rare Footage of the Goblin Shark!
Not to be outdone by the United States' cat with four ears, Japan steps into the monster madness arena with the Goblin Shark. Our creature expert, Organic Discordance, has the full scoop after the jump!
Beware: Bedbug Epidemic Plagues Campuses
Texas A&M, Ohio State and UF have all got the itch.
Survey Says Generation Y is Self-Indulgent, So I Ate My Feelings
Generation Y was clobbered by insulting data in a recent survey, which found us the most self-indulgent generation.
Table Tennis Olympian Earns Respect, Heads to Columbia
As the first American player to ever reach the table tennis quarterfinals, 34-year-old Chen Wang made Olympic history, and soon, Columbia University will welcome her with open arms.
Obama Disses McCain Houses, McCain Disses Obama Head Shape
College students typically live in 12X12 foot dorm rooms, so they may have trouble relating to McCain and his seven houses.
WSU Tries to Take on Gangs with Red Fridays, the Spiritual Equivalent of Black Tuesday
Inspired by the USSR, WSU prez tries to have fun by forcing everyone to wear red.
Get Paid To Play Video Games... Seriously
LSU males' fantasies come true -- No, not a sexy cheerleader at their door, but a job testing video games.
Contaminated UC Berkeley Site is "Safe" Say Crazed Health Officials
It's time to get Julia Roberts at UC Berkeley to clean up shop.
UM Coach Still Weeps over Gator Flop
The Gator Flop ripped UM a new one.
Stadiums Sell Alcohol To Anyone Paying
To all the underage sports fans out there: drink up!
OSU Kid Makes T-Shirts, Meets Obama
OSU student to party at the DNC after T-shirt making efforts.
If College Were a Club, I'd Pay a $40K Cover
KSU student calls it like it is.
UM Grad Returns to Alma Mater To Pull Off Scam
Business school taught Andres Pimstein how to steal lots and lots of money.
Loyola College in Maryland Changes Name, Angers Everyone
Every time Puff Daddy P. Diddy changes his name, it confuses everyone. In time, Loyola College will understand why.
Damon Has A Baby So Affleck Impregnates Wife
It's no accident that whatever Damon or Affleck does, the other soon follows. But the question is - who does it better?
Do This Stuff Before You're Dead like Gene Upshaw
Get it while you can.
Wrath of the Lich King (WOTLK) Cinematic Trailer
College students love the World of Warcraft, and the game's developer, Blizzard, is making sure it stays that way with the upcoming expansion, The Wrath of the Lich King.
German Olympic Playboy Shows Nude Athletes
Thinking about studying abroad in Berlin? First, check out these German Olympians getting nackt for Playboy. Bitte! Bitte!
Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
All the news we missed, served fresh.
Spanking: Good For Pervs, Bad For Students
Many schools in the U.S. still use spanking as punishment... and it's not as sexy as it sounds.
He Ping Ping and Other Good Things in Small Packages
Size matters: He Ping Ping and other small things we love.
