Aaron Faulls thinks he's cool because he scuba dives, drinks, and wears sunglasses. But he also eats a shellfish penis in this video, and that's not really up there on the cool guy hit list. Apparently, the conchshell genitalia works like Viagra. Admitting you need Viagra is also not on the cool guy hit list.

This is what I want to know:

1) Who decided that sunglasses were cool?

2) Who actually still thinks sporty sunglasses are cool?

3) Who is that sad woman who actually flirted with him?

Check out his show "Into the Drink" if you're feeling bad about yourself.