Is Your Razor Missing? How 'Bout Your Plaid Skirt?

Is Your Razor Missing?  How 'Bout Your Plaid Skirt?

Last Tuesday, Britney Spears rehearsed for the VMAs at Big Bridges, and apparently no one at Pomona gave a damn.

Video evidence shows Brit cruisin' with her Benz top down by Oldenborg as a pack of oblivious Pomonians walks by. The rehearsal didn't do much -- Brit's VMA performance was about as bad as her parenting skills. Best to check all dorm lounges for any Jadens, Sean Prestons or underwear that she might have left behind. 

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