College OTR: It's a Thanksgiving Miracle! Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut

It's a Thanksgiving Miracle! Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut

Posted by Dr. Manhattan 11/25/2008 2:10 PM
Category: Tags: jaw, ann coulter

Now normally it’s not OK to make fun of someone’s injury, but when I’m reading headlines like “Ann Coulter’s Jaw Gets a Rest” on other websites, I’m thinking it’s OK.

Ms. Coulter took a nasty fall earlier in the month, and has to have her jaw wired shut for an extended period of time this fall. This was not funny when say, it happened to my friend after getting whacked in the mouth with a golf club (by accident, he wasn’t in the mafia), but when it happens to Ann Coulter we’re all tempted to use words like “karma.”

Ironically enough she was recording an audio version of her latest book “The New Ann Coulter” which maybe if we cross our fingers and pray really hard can still somehow be released before Christmas.

+ 14 comments

Anonymous says,

Of course not, a liberal would never be mean spirited.
/sarcasm Posted 11/25/2008 2:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

/humorfail Posted 11/25/2008 3:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why is it always liberals vs conseratives?

coulters a POS anyway Posted 11/25/2008 4:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Haha. Good. I am not usually mean, but she is a vile mean walking fool, so if it's wired shut. Oh well. Posted 11/25/2008 5:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

she's surprisingly attractive Posted 11/25/2008 5:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Aha! A-hahahahahahahaha! <cough>! <splutter>! heh!

Best joke I've heard all week. Posted 11/25/2008 7:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Could they just wire it shut forever??? Posted 11/25/2008 7:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Attractive - YES
Vile - YES
She is aweful Posted 11/25/2008 7:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Unfortunatly, she talks out of her ass. Posted 11/25/2008 8:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

When she's on the tube you just can't take your eyes off her bobbing adams apple. Whats up with that? Posted 11/25/2008 8:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Shame it was not his neck The gay bastard Some body probly put a Fist in his sorry face I wish I could have helped wo ever did it.My wish to you Is enjoy the pain,you deserve a lot, 10-e-c Posted 11/26/2008 12:11 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Tim: I love Ann Coulter. She's not afraid to speak the truth that needs to be spoken. She's smart, funny, and VERY beautiful. Inside & Out ! I love Ann ! Posted 11/26/2008 12:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

they should wire her nostrils shut as well. better yet - do her whole face... Posted 11/27/2008 12:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Such kind, compassionate liberals.

Just the kind of thing I'd expect from the idiots who brought us Obama.

You deserve what you'll get. Posted 11/28/2008 8:55 PMReply