Well it’s that time of year, when the next generation of Greek life gets their bids and embarks on a fun semester of chugging microwaved 40s and being subjected to Guantanamo-esque living conditions (unless you’re in SigEp of course). But the real question everyone wants to know right now is who has the “best” new pledge classes. Who came out on top? Well as I am the harbinger of this sort of information around these parts, I invite all the new pledge classes to submit to me their facebook groups so I can compile some sort of ranking order to be posted next week. Submit through e-mail, facebook, or the "submit a tip" link. You all can figure out how to find me, it's not hard.

This of course applies only to sororities, because I don’t really feel like sifting through 40 new bleached-white smiling Pike faces or 35 new grizzeled SAE mugs. I’ll let people debate about the frat triumphs and failures on the endlessly long list comment stream.

So send me those Facebook groups, so I can keep doing the kind of judging that apparently everyone takes so seriously. Finding the hottest sorority pledge class, it’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.