Japan does it better—and by “it,” I mean absolutely everything.

For example, take this pop concert by Japanese boy band sensation Yatta.

If the sight of six grown men prancing around in tighty-whiteys doesn’t tickle your funny bone, then you have no soul.

When was the last time you saw ‘N Sync, the Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees pull off these show-stopping moves? Oh, right—never.

Consider this concert proof positive that the collegiate system in the Land of the Rising Sun is infinitely better than ours. After all, it produced these fine specimens, who have singlehandedly brought peace, love and joy into the hearts of everyone in the world.

Yatta!