Not since Elizabeth Taylor converted to Judaism for Mike Todd have newspapers been so abuzz with the word “shiksa,” but with reports that Ivanka Trump is converting for the Harvard-educated Observer owner Jared Kushner, “shiksa” is making a comeback.

The New York Post reports:

IVANKA Trump and Jared Kushner have selected an outspoken rabbi who once battled the New York Times to convert her to Judaism for their upcoming nuptials, a source tells us. As we reported in 2001, Rabbi Haskel Lookstein of Congregation Kehillath Jeshurun on East 85th led his flock to boycott the Times over "biased and unfair coverage" of Israel and the Mideast, and got 1,000 subscribers to bail. Meanwhile, Trump's conversion is going nicely.

So why would Trump convert for Kushner, who dumped her earlier this year amid whispers of disapproval from his family? Afterall, she's an heiress, a former fashion model, and the VP of Real Estate Development and Acquisitions for daddy dearest. Even better, she’s actually qualified to do so with degrees from Georgetown and UPenn. Lady is a catch.

Does Miss Trump have a case of Charlotte York Syndrome, from excessive consumption of Sex and the City? Or is this love or some crap like that?