When it comes to University of Arizona QB Willie Tuitama, success breeds, well, hate. The senior starting quarterback, who is a relative of former USC and NFL linebacker Junior Seau, completed 327 passes for the Wildcats last year. And what do pass completions yield (besides yardage)? Girls. And what do girls yield? Jealous rage.

While the Facebook group “Tuitama Heisman Watch!” has only fourteen rather excited members (note exclamation point), the group “Willie Tuitama is ASU’s BITCH” currently has 138 members.

James Kallof Jr., the group’s host writes on the group’s webpage:

This group is designed to prove to the nation that UofA's golden boy can't hold up against the stout sun devils... that bitch drops harder than a fat kid with glasses in dodgeball each time we play them and its time he got the recognition of being the bitch he is…

Willie got knocked out early in the game this year and could stand on the sidelines and call plays but couldn't put his helmet on ... ****

Sure, you can attribute this to generic sports rivalry between schools, but maybe Kalloff is also envious of Tuitama’s athletic ability and proliferation of lady friends. Then again, who wouldn’t be? The guy has actual groupies! The difference between Kallof and others is just that most people don’t publicly embarrass themselves by looking like jealous bitches.