Jennifer Aniston Pregnant with John Mayer's Kid

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant with John Mayer's Kid

Hey, remember that episode of Friends when Ross used a condom but then Rachel got pregnant anyways and then they proved who seduced who by watching the video tape of the whole affair that was accidentally made? Well it turns out life imitates art. Well, unfortunately, not the whole sex tape part, but Jennifer Aniston IS (allegedly) pregnant and it IS (allegedly) an accident.


The father is singer/douche John Mayer and the two have been on again/off again for some time (just like Ross and Rachel!) but are now apparently “on." Until he reads Perez Hilton today and finds out that he has a baby on the way. Kidding!


Sources indicate that despite the “unplanned” nature of the pregnancy, Jen is happy about it:
"Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn't want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parent potential…."John has written a song about their time together and played it to Jennifer who was incredibly touched. He has cut right back on his drinking and has pledged to quit smoking roll-up cigarettes - two things that really annoyed Jennifer."


Can he still smoke non-roll-up cigarettes? Well just another friendly reminder you crazy college kids, always use a condom. And even if you use a condom, still use birth control. And a dental dam. Always a dental dam.

 

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