As Gawker says, it’s just like you’ve always suspected: Juicy Couture very indirectly funds terrorism.
 

The New York Post reports today that the Fifth Avenue building home to Juicy Couture’s flagship store is actually “secretly owned in part by an Iranian bank that helps fund Tehran's nuclear program,” according to the Feds.

The Manhattan federal court case targets a 40 percent interest in 650 Fifth Ave. held by the Assa Corp., an alleged front company for Iran's state-owned Bank Melli.

The bank has "facilitated the purchase of sensitive materials utilized by Iran's nuclear and missile industries," according to the Treasury Department.

Okay, so the connection to Juicy is very, very indirect, but it’s there. As such, you better be alert on campus. Sorority girls love their Juicy jumpsuits… suspicious.