The Subject: The Growing Popularity Of Kanye West's Shutter Shades

Who: Guys Who Find The Glasses Hot

Boys, Boys, Boys, you thought it was a great idea to get the real, or fake, version of Kanye West's shutter glasses from the "Stronger" video. I'm here to tell you it's not a good idea.

If you are not Kanye West, then you are not entitled to wear glasses that have no real purpose. As far as I can tell, they are not for the improvement of vision and they don't protect the eyes from UV rays. In sum, they have no real contribution to your life.

You don't look good in them and they do nothing from a sartorial stand point either.

Please refrain from purchasing them at any store or knock-off stand near you. You will be judged, and the judging won't be kind.