I vowed to not watch American Idol this season, but Katrina Darrell has made me break that promise already. The contestant showed up to the first set of audtions in a bikini with the amibition to make out with Ryan Seacrest should she make it to Hollywood.

A number of funny things about this video clip:

- How uncomfortable Seacrest gets when Katrina wants to make out with him.

- How pissed off all the other female contestants look that she's parading around in a bikini.

- Simon and Randy's faces when she comes in, and their immediate embrace of her singing abilities.

- Her non-existent singing abilities that are quickly called out by Paula and new Judge Kara Dioguardi.

- When Kara Dioguardi starts sing-battling Ms. Darrell, and wipes the floor witih her.

- How uncomfortable Seacrest gets when bikini-clad lass actually tries to make out with him.

She won't make it past Hollywood week, that's for damn sure, because I'm guessing they're not going to let her wear a bikini any more and we'll have to, you know, listen to her voice.

But that's it, I'm done, no more Idol. Unless this girl up and takes her shirt off during her next performance, which seems very likely.