Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Kristen Kreuk to Scarlett Johansson, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Angry T: Kristen Kreuk As Chun-Li

DJ Mick: Simon Cowell Pictures From 1979

Blog of Hilarity: For the Mom Who Has Everything – Condoms!

Banned In Hollywood: Woman Injects Cooking Oil Into Her Own Face

Don Chavez: Hot or Not – Trishelle Cannatella

Holy Taco: The Eight Greatest Valentine’s Day Diseases

Coed Magazine: The 65 Best Drunk Celebrity Pictures

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: Insane Weather Lady

Atom: How Does Fear Taste? [Video]

The Big Lead: Looking Towards Super Bowl 44

College Candy: Goodbye To Too-Thin Models?

Attuworld: Natalie Dylan’s Virginity Auction Hits $3.7 Million

Hollywood Tuna: Scarlett Johansson Is Into Looking Hot Again