It’s Friday night, and you’ve had one too many vodka cranberries.

Should you find yourself stumbling towards the dance floor, avoid trying this move on any unsuspecting individual that may come your way. Otherwise, you’re liable to hurt yourself and be laughed out of the club in the process.

Truth be told, the butt-to-face dance, as it henceforth shall be known, is not for the faint of heart. In fact, I’m not convinced it’s for anyone.

Requiring a dexterity that few humans possess, this move calls for a woman—or a man, really—to suspend herself from her partner’s shoulders and pull him in with her legs, slamming his face repeatedly into her rear-end in the process.

Even when the execution is flawless, the end result is comical, not erotic. In other words, if these gorgeous Brazilian women can’t pull this one off, no one can.

But hey, maybe I’m alone on this one. After all, the two victims men in the video seem to love it.

Or maybe, they’re simply suffering from a serious case of whiplash. Yeah, that's it.