Late Night Booty Calls

By Lil' G (Chief Contributor)

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Created: 04/14/2008
09:48 AM

Have you ever made a booty call? Or have been a victim of a booty call? It’s actually becoming more common these days because people enjoy the idea of having sex without any strings attached.

Now, if you are new to this whole booty call thing, there are a few things you should always keep in mind. I mean there really is not much to it except for the obvious, but if you want to be a first-class booty call, follow these guidelines.

(Found this on a random website)

I.                    Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II.                 Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other
from now on?"

III.               Thou shalt refrain from referring to our
activities as "love making."

IV.              Thou shalt not request advanced plans

V.                 Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

VI.              Thou shalt scream my name often

VII.            If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou
art my cousin from out of town.

VIII.         Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car.

IX.              There shall be no "pillow talk."

X.                 There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

There is a reason why booty calls do not involve any emotions or real feelings except for physical attraction. So if you are the type of person that likes to be more intimate and emotionally involved, this is DEFINITELY not for you.