Happy New Years, everyone!

If your resolution was to ruin your life by committing an unspeakable act of crime before the end of winter break, two Santa Ana College football players may have beaten you to the punch.

According to the Associated Press, freshman Michael Clemmons, 19, and sophomore Luster Lewis, 20, were arrested late last week when a raunchy 19-minute video of the two players raping and assaulting an 18-year-old woman was discovered.

Still, despite the existence of this smoking gun, the two football players plead ‘not guilty’ to six counts of rape and sexual assault.

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