Facebook statuses say a lot about a person. Your level of coolness is directly related to that handful of words behind your name on your profile.

Are you nursing a hangover indicating your amazing ability to party hard? Are you off playing a macho sport and showing off your buffness and athletic ability? Are you supporting your politician proving that you in fact are in a well-informed member of society? Are you waxing philosophical so that girls know you’ve got a touch of the emo vibe and are thus a sensitive and caring individual?

Or is yours blank so that others see that you are way too busy and important to worry about such silly things like statuses?

The possibilities are endless and examining them is tiring - but not as tiring as coming up with the perfect catchphrase.

That’s where the Facebook status generatr (that’s not a typo, that’s really how the site spells it) comes in.

With just a push of a button and a little copy and pasting you can have your status created for you. Okay, so what you get happens to be a bunch of gibberish, but that’s ok. Rather than admit they don’t understand, you’re Facebook friends are sure to think they are simply missing the bigger meaning. And everyone knows girls like guys with a little bit of mystery surrounding them.

Here’s a few sample statuses the Facebook generatr (seriously, I cant get over the spelling) may spit out:

[Your name] missed the documentary about industrial strength accumulations.

[Your name] is growing accustomed to gangliform puddings.

[Your name] is no longer scratching overrated appendages.

[Your name] was so sorry to hear about moist cocktail umbrellas.

[Your name] is thrusting in the general direction of shriveled ironmongers.

[Your name] gets aroused by the thought of pockmarked cavities.

See, this Facebook status generatr (once more: really???) is genius and the girls will come a-running with statuses like these associated with you. I’m making no guarantees about the quality of said girls, but, like they say, buyer beware.