Poor, Lois K Feldman. She says having sex in a public bathroom during the University of Minnesota-Iowa football game last week has ruined her life. Worst of all, the married mother of three was so drunk on wine she doesn’t even remember the steamy hook-up in a disabled bathroom stall at the Metrodome.
 

Feldman, 38, had never met Ross Walsh, 26, before their drunken rendezvous for which they both received misdemeanor citations. The police might have been upset, but the 15 cheering football fans around were certainly entertained about the other “scoring” going on. Yup, I had to make a scoring joke.
 

Now, though, Feldman has had to face the consequences. For one thing, she’s been fired from her job as an administrator at an assisted living center.
 

But more importantly, you have to wonder how her husband feels about all of this. He was the one police released Feldman into the custody of after all the shenanigans. There’s got to be a fun discussion to follow that.

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